i need some fine wine and you, you need to be nice

Zuhair Murad Spring/Summer 2007

Mon, 13 May 2013 04:09:12 -0400

Zuhair Murad Spring/Summer 2007

insamitys: tennanttardisgirl: thingsididntknowwereerotic: phyl...

Mon, 13 May 2013 04:04:52 -0400

tennanttardisgirl:

thingsididntknowwereerotic:

phyllisnotreally:

thingsididntknowwereerotic:

lokiismycopilot:

mrsrichardarmitage:

lilmoongodess:

welcomeaboardtheblackpearl:

Nine sexy people wearing vests.

Some people don’t understand why I’m so obsessed with vests.

Well, here is the reason.

jeSUUUUUUUUUUUUS.

*AHEM*

Waistcoats FOR THE WIN.

*waves hands wildly in circular patterns*

THIS. ALL OF THIS. ALLLLL OF THIS.

My mum just asked me if I could let go of my vest for a while.

NEVVVVVVERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! Because reasons.

AND MIGHT I ADD:

excuse me you forgot this

JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST IAN SOMERHALDER OMFG THE PERFECTIONNESS OF PERFECT THAT IS IAN SOMERHALDER

yourlinesbecomeroutine: scoregasming: smackintyre: It’s not...

Mon, 13 May 2013 04:03:51 -0400

yourlinesbecomeroutine:

scoregasming:

smackintyre:

It’s not your body anymore, when there is a baby present. Carry that child to term responsibly, or you’re a murderer.

No, I’m sorry, but that’s idiotic. It’s my body no matter what. If I wanted to get an abortion i’d get a fucking abortion regardless if that made me a murderer in someone who doesn’t have to actually carry a baby’s eyes. Birth control being more widely available is a serious issue. You’re stupid if you think every situation that leads to abortion makes someone a murderer. 11 year old gets raped by her cousin “No girl, you carry that child, you squeeze that out of your currently underdeveloped vagina. It’s the right thing to do. You’re a murderer if you don’t. Who cares that it’ll emotionally scar you for life and you’ll forever be reminded of it every time you look at your child or cousin. It’s the humane thing to do. If you were older you’d understand.” Shit, the same thing happened to a nine year old “Who the fuck cares if you’re only a baby yourself, you’re totally going to go through with this, I don’t care if it’ll nearly kill you or damage your insides. Raise that baby like a good non-murderer.”

Then we go overseas where it’s all “You’re pregnant out of wedlock, let’s stone you to death instead of giving you and others like you birth control or the option to abort. I’m sorry that we live in such a fucked up society that if I force myself on you and get pregnant you’re still the one who is shamed. Wait no I’m not, suck it up and deal with it”, “You’ve been told your baby is dying in the womb, no abortion for you girl, you have to keep it and die of blood poisoning. Too bad we could have avoided it if we were more understanding of a woman and her body”.

Open your eyes for God’s sake. You can’t even get pregnant, you’re a man and I get that you have a right to your unborn child and the potential for mental trauma. But you personally are not at risk of dying from pregnancy complications. You personally are not at risk of being shunned by your community and killed for carrying someone elses child. You personally are not having to carry the mental and physical scars of going through an unwanted pregnancy with your potential rapists child. You personally are not at risk of being considered used, dirty and unwanted because of something you could have avoided if proper health care was available to you. You aren’t personally responsible for raising a child (or person with mental capacity of a child) who also has a child because “Abortion is murder in all circumstances”.

It’s not your body either, and until you have to deal with everything above then you cannot tell a woman what she can and cannot do with her body.

My roommate, laying it the fuck down.

yourpeetaisshowing: My wife made this for me to cheer me up. It...

Sat, 11 May 2013 02:59:28 -0400

yourpeetaisshowing:

My wife made this for me to cheer me up. It worked.

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Wed, 08 May 2013 14:52:50 -0400

Ersa Atelier 2013 bridal collection

Sun, 05 May 2013 12:42:30 -0400

Ersa Atelier 2013 bridal collection

weeheartfood: Mozzarella Stuffed Cheese Rolls - If these are as...

Fri, 03 May 2013 23:34:51 -0400

weeheartfood:

Mozzarella Stuffed Cheese Rolls - If these are as good as they look - HOLY STINKIN’ COW!!!!

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Fri, 03 May 2013 01:57:07 -0400

madmadamemolly: growlywolf: choochoomothafucka: Source What...

Thu, 02 May 2013 23:28:52 -0400

madmadamemolly:

growlywolf:

choochoomothafucka:

Source

What gay men give to the world. A-yup.

On the second one.

There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls. I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.

So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy. He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag. And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.

It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby. Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her. She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost. He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.

BAM. Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger. He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine. Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.

The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture. She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.

Told this story to some guys upstairs. Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.

fangirlstarship: nerdamongnerds: sord: ukidoki: militaryfit-b...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 23:54:37 -0400

fangirlstarship:

nerdamongnerds:

sord:

ukidoki:

militaryfit-bombshell:

Super Silky Summer Legs

Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.

Ingredients

1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)

1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)

3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)

1-2 Razors

Mix everything together in a bowl.

Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.

Shave your legs.

Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.

Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.

Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.

Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.

Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!

Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.

I have silky arm pits too!!

Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.

i just did this and after about 2 or so months of not shaving this is the most incredible thing i have ever done its like my legs arent even legs they’re some sort of ancient fabric made only for powerful pharoahs

i highly suggest this even if you don’t shave use it on your feet or shave your pits or your pubes with it because you will feel like a fucking deity

HOLY SHIT I JUST USED THIS AND???? I FEEL LIKE MY LEGS ARE MADE OF ANGEL WINGS

THIS IS THE BEST THING IF YOU DON’T USE IT YOU’RE CRAZY

I just tried this and it feels so good I want to cry

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR LIKE 6 MONTHS THANK YOU TUMBLR

“They say I have a sweet ass, nice tits, a real pretty dress....

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 00:10:52 -0400

“They say I have a sweet ass, nice tits, a real pretty dress. They say I’m their future wife, or I’d look good with their dick in my mouth. They try (and probably succeed at times) to take pictures down my shirt. They ask if they can get my number, they ask where I live, why I’m not smiling, why my boyfriend lets me walk around by myself. Then they ask why I’m such a bitch, if my pussy is made of ice. They say that they never do this, as though I’ve somehow driven them to inappropriate behavior and deserve it. They say they’re just having fun, trying to pay me a compliment. Pretty frequently they get mean, slipping into a loud tourettes-like chant of bitch-whore-cunt-slut.

Before you try to tell me that it’s because I take my clothes off for a living, let me tell you that this started way before I was 18. Let me tell you that every single woman I know has at least one truly terrifying story of street harassment and a whole bunch of other stories that are merely insulting or annoying. Let me remind you that in a room of pornography fans, who have actually seen me with a dick in my mouth and who can buy a replica of my vagina in a can or box, I am treated with far more respect than I am walking down the street.”

— Stoya

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Fri, 26 Apr 2013 00:05:29 -0400

beautifullyundressed: buphotography: This was one of my all...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 03:57:58 -0400

beautifullyundressed:

buphotography:

This was one of my all time favorite pictures I have taken in my few years of doing photography.

The point of this picture and the people with bags over their heads is to represent what society does to genders. First off, people assume gender by body type but in this picture you could have two transgenders, one, both male, both female, or any other combination and we would still be the same… Human.

Now, women are victimized by wearing revealing clothing or not being afraid to show their bodies with pride as well as being comfortable with their sexuality, while a nearly nude male doing the exact same thing won’t be put down for showing off the body they have.

Regaurdless of what you take this message as, I just want everyone to realize that we are all the same kind and we are all unique. People have no right to judge another person by what they wear, or who they choose to be.

(For safety purposes on this picture I had taken a picture of this from my wall)

© BU Photography 2013

I am actually like crying at the amount of notes on this in a 10 hour period. This is by far my best picture I have taken in a really long time.

Thank you guys so much

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Wed, 24 Apr 2013 01:26:57 -0400

stefaniemellark: This is so adorable!!!

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 01:17:59 -0400

stefaniemellark:

This is so adorable!!!

Zuhair Murad Spring 2013 Couture

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 02:36:11 -0400

Zuhair Murad Spring 2013 Couture

choosechoice: Dove hired a forensic artist to draw how women...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 22:01:54 -0400

choosechoice:

Dove hired a forensic artist to draw how women see themselves versus how others see them - the results are moving.

"If guys were as mad about rape as they are duck face we wouldn’t have a rape culture problem."

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 02:16:25 -0400

“If guys were as mad about rape as they are duck face we wouldn’t have a rape culture problem.”

- Jamie Kilstein (via stuzie)

Other things most straight white guys get way more upset about than they do about rape:

Taylor Swift

the song “Call Me Maybe”

girls who date “douchebags”

basically any music that isn’t played by white dudes with guitars

girls who are “shallow” or “fake”

girls who wear too much make-up

girls who don’t wear enough make-up

fat girls

when people badmouth dark and gritty superhero films

sports

sports

sports

guns

fishing

hunting

vegetarianism

Justin Bieber

someone thinking that they’re gay

musicals

(via blossom-bamford)

Let’s not forget FEMINISM.

If there was as much opposition to rape as there is to feminism, we wouldn’t have such a rape culture problem.

(via thenewwomensmovement)

thebottleopener: Joseph-Marie Vien, The Cupid Seller, 1763

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 01:39:04 -0400

thebottleopener:

Joseph-Marie Vien, The Cupid Seller, 1763

In Name Only (45765 words) by IzzySamson [AO3]

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 00:54:21 -0400

In Name Only (45765 words) by IzzySamson [AO3]:

Chapters: 13/?
Fandom: Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Katniss Everdeen/Peeta Mellark, Annie Cresta/Finnick Odair
Characters: Katniss Everdeen, Peeta Mellark, Primrose Everdeen, Finnick Odair, Annie Cresta, Effie Trinket, Portia (Hunger Games), Haymitch Abernathy
Additional Tags: Great Depression, Explicit Sexual Content, Oral Sex
Summary:

In the midst the Great Depression eighteen year old Katniss needs a miracle. Her Papa is dead, Mama has just been hauled off to the asylum, soon she’ll be evicted, and Prim put into the child’s home. WW1 Veteran, Peeta Mellark, gives her the means to save Prim, he offers to be her husband ‘in name only’. The only hitch is; Katniss thinks she loves him… Inspired by everlark recs DD May/Dec prompt